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99 ‘South Park’ Trivia Questions to Probe Your Friends

Do you know all the words to Blame Canada? Do you have a craving for some Chocolate Salty Balls? Can you understand what Kenny is saying? If you answered any of those with a yes, you probably are a massive ‘South Park’ fan! With 25 seasons of episodes and a major motion picture, you have no reason not to have seen this monster of a show.

Ever since Cartman got probed in 1999, we have been addicted to seeing what Trey Parker and Matt Stone brought us next. How could they top the last thing they did? Mr. Hanky, Jesus boxing Satan, and Tom Cruise getting trapped in a closet proved that nothing was off-limits. This set of ‘South Park’ trivia questions about that little town where you can meet some friends of mine will prove if you’re just a beginner or if you know how many times Kenny has been killed on screen!

And if you like these TV trivia questions, be sure you check out our ‘Friends’ or ‘The Office’ trivia.

Who insists that ManBearPig is real?

Bill Nye The Science Guy

Bill Clinton

Bono

Al Gore

What commercial mascot tells everyone he has aides in Season 6?

The Subway Guy

The Progressive Girl

The Sham-Wow Guy

The Geico Gecko

In what state is the city of South Park located?

Colorado

Montana

California

Wyoming

What character often says ‘Respect my authoriti!’?

Stan

Cartman

Kenny

Kyle

What celebrity did Stan think he saw in the Brazilian rainforest?

Tony Curtis

Dave Coulier

John Stamos

Tony Danza

What does Stan’s dad do for a living?

Chemist

Geologist

Astronomer

Surgeon

What monster does Stan kill during a hunting trip?

Scuzzlebutt

Scuddlebutt

Scumblebutt

Scuttlebutt

What character do we learn can’t read in the Season 2 episode ‘Chickenlover’?

Jimbo

Mr. Garrison

Officer Barbrady

Randy

What ‘South Park’ character only speaks in muffled mombles?

Kyle

Kenny

Stan

Cartman

What country is Pip from?

Russia

England

India

Liberia

What animal does Kyle’s dad wish he was and becomes thanks to plastic surgery?

Dolphin

Porcupine

Whale

Cobra

What’s the name of Stan’s abusive older sister?

Sammi

Sally

Sandy

Shelley

What mascot do Cartman and Butters support for the school in Season 8?

Turd Sandwich

Ass Blaster

Giant Douche

Booger Burrito

What celebrity steals the Triangle of Zinthar and becomes a Mecha in Season 1?

Robert Redford

Rosie O’Donnell

Donald Trump

Barbra Streisand

What ‘South Park’ character constantly gets called a ‘fat ass’?

Kenny

Cartman

Stan

Kyle

Who buys their own amusement park in Season 5?

Cartman

Stan

Kenny

Kyle

In what country is Terrance’s daughter being held in the movie ‘Not Without My Anus’?

Iraq

Saudi Arabia

North Korea

Iran

What is the name of Dr. Mephisto’s literally little buddy?

Greg

Kevin

Eric

Chris

Who is Stan’s dad?

Gary

Jake

Bill

Randy

Who takes Stan and the boys on a hunting trip in the first season?

Mr. Hat

Mr. Garrison

Jimbo

Randy

Who attempts to find a turkey for the Thanksgiving play in Season 4?

Cartman

Craig

Timmy

Kyle

What celebrity’s brother performs at South Park Elementary’s halftime show in Season 1?

Bruce Willis

John Stamos

Don Johnson

Eddie Murphy

What character was voiced by soul singer Isaac Hayes?

Mr. Garrison

Officer Barbrady

Chef

Jesus

Who gets fired from scoutmastering in Season 5?

Sharon

Mr. Garrison

Big Gay Al

Randy

Who gets abducted by aliens in the very first episode?

Mr. Garrison

Ike

Chef

The Mayor

What does Ms. Crabtree keep in her glove box with a pistol?

A Hamster

A Rabbit

A Guinea Pig

A Pig

What’s the name of Stan’s gay dog?

Sparky

Spunky

Stinky

Stucky

What workout supplement does Cartman binge on in Season 1?

Muscles 4000

Weight Gain 4000

Pump Up 4000

Beefcake 4000

What organization does Cartman becomes the poster child for in Season 4?

NORML

NAMBLA

NRA

FBI

What’s the point spread that the South Park Cows need to beat for Jimbo to win his bet?

7,000 Points

10 Points

200 Points

70 Points

Who gets a hemmorhoid in Season 5?

Stan

Kyle

Kenny

Cartman

Who gets hit in the eye with a ninja star while the boys are playing with weapons?

Clyde

Kenny

Cartman

Butters

According to ‘South Park,’ what soft drink can cure SARS?

Mountain Dew

Pepsi

Tab

Sprite

What band does the Prehistoric Ice Man exhibit claim he likes?

Motorhead

Ace of Base

The Clash

Radiohead

Who gets the ultimate revenge on Scott Tenorman in Season 5?

Kenny

Stan

Cartman

Kyle

Who tries to kill Stan for not voting in Season 8?

Eminem

Jay-Z

P-Diddy

50 Cent

Pip once starred in a recreation of what classic British piece of literature?

Great Expectations

David Copperfield

Oliver Twist

A Tale Of Two Cities

What’s the name of Kyle’s stereotypical Jewish cousin?

Kik

Keith

Kyle

Kevin

What’s is Stan’s grandpa’s name?

Melvin

Billy

Marvin

Bobby

What’s the name of the company that created Towlie?

Evil Inc.

Tyco

Tynacorp

Globochem

What ‘South Park’ character is Jewish?

Kyle

Stan

Kenny

Cartman

Who does the music for the non-offensive Christmas play in Season 1?

David Byrne

Philip Glass

Madonna

Morissey

What is Scott Tenorman’s favorite band?

Radiohead

The Clash

The Sex Pistols

The Cure

What ‘South Park’ constantly dies in every other episode?

Cartman

Kenny

Stan

Kyle

What does Terrance & Phillip look for to pass the time on the subway?

Kraft Dinner

Balls

Treasure

Farts

What celebrity is one of Scuzzlebutt’s legs?

Tony Danza

Dakota Fanning

Dustin Hoffman

Patrick Duffy

What is Miss Cartman’s first name?

Marilyn

Liane

Jacklyn

Jayne

Who fights Osama Bin Laden like a Looney Tunes character in Season 5?

Stan

Kyle

Kenny

Cartman

What network does Kyle’s mom organize a boycott against in Season 1?

Cartoon Central

Crass Central

Comedy Central

Crazy Central

What’s the name of Jesus’ public access TV show?

The Jesus Christ Show

Jesus’ Clubhouse

Jesus And You

Jesus And Pals

What character has blonde hair?

Bebe

Cartman

Kyle

Dougie

What celebrity did the voice of Stan’s dog in Season 1?

David Schwimmer

George Clooney

Matthew Perry

Brad Pitt

When someone poops in the school urinal, who gets called in to solve the mystery?

The Hard Boys

The Hardly Boys

The Hardened Boys

The Harder Boys

What dead dictator becomes Satan’s boyfriend?

Pol Pot

Saddam Hussein

Manuel Noriega

Kim-Jong Il

Who gets fired for losing a joint in a kid’s classroom in Season 2?

Mr. Garrison

Mr. Mackey

Chef

Principal Victoria

What is Token’s last name?

Caucasian

Africanamerican

Black

White

Who once took over the morning announcements and turned it into a Glenn Beck parody?

Kenny

Stan

Kyle

Cartman

When Mr. Garrison gets a nose job in Season 1, who does he look like?

George Clooney

John Stamos

Saddam Hussein

David Hasselhoff

What Comedy Central star makes a cameo in Season 2?

Dr. Katz

Craig Kilborn

Stephen Colbert

Ben Stein

What summer staple gets banned in South Park in Season 2?

Fireworks

Slides

Swimming

Garden Hoses

What celebrity stars on a show called ‘Fightin’ Round the World’?

George Clooney

Russell Crowe

Tom Hanks

Brad Pitt

What ride does Kenny make his parents ride in the hopes of getting rid of his unborn brother?

The Elvis Presley Experience

The Big Bopper Experience

The John Denver Experience

The Buddy Holly Experience

Butters keeps coming up with schemes that were done on what show in Season 6?

South Park

The Simpsons

Friends

Family Guy

Who does Cartman hit in the head with a rock in Season 4?

Token

Craig

Kyle

Butters

What is Pip’s last name?

Puppup

Pourup

Pipup

Pirrup

What is Stan’s last name?

Stone

Parker

Brovlofski

Marsh

What character can morph into Professor Chaos?

Butters

Cartman

Stan

Jimmy

As of 2014, how many seasons has ‘South Park’ lasted?

10

17

13

20

The Quintuplet gymnasts in Season 4 are from what country?

Liberia

Romania

Cuba

Russia

What starving Ethiopian child is accidentally sent to ‘South Park’ in Season 1?

Garvin

Jarvin

Hardin

Marvin

What is Butters’ last name?

Splotch

Stotch

Scotch

Slotch

Who conducted the recorder concert that made the world poop its pants?

Bono

Yoko Ono

Sting

Enya

What’s the name of the boy band that the boys form in Season 4?

Goin’ Nanners

Tongin’ Away

Finger Bang

Third Base

What artist do the FBI play to drive the ‘cult’ out of the house in Season 3?

N’SYNC

Cher

Britney Spears

Madonna

What job does Mr. Mackey do at South Park Elementary?

Janitor

Principal

Counselor

Teacher

What kid in ‘South Park’ constantly gives people the middle finger?

Tweek

Butters

Craig

Token

What is Cartman’s first name?

Greg

Frank

Eric

Dick

Who becomes the star player on the dodgeball team in Season 2?

Cartman

Stan

Pip

Tweek

During what holiday does Mr. Hankey usually appear?

Mardi Gras

Thanksgiving

Christmas

Valentine’s Day

What’s the name of the boys’ new fourth grade teacher in Season 4?

Ms. Uglybich

Ms. Cantgetlaid

Ms. Pullsondik

Ms. Choksondik

Who leads the Jew Scout Squirts?

Jacob

Moische

Hershel

Shlomo

Who is Stan’s girlfriend?

Kelly

Wendy

Bebe

Dana

What is the name of Stan’s mom?

Sharon

Jayne

Shelly

Jill

How many bunnies does Estella Havisham kill before she loses interest?

35

40

30

25

What’s on Cartman’s sleeping bag when the boys sleep at Cartman’s grandma’s house?

Alf

Papa Smurf

Tony Danza

Steve Urkel

Whose boobs ‘destroy society’ in Season 6?

Mrs. Yvonne

Chef

Wendy

Bebe

What character drinks way too much coffee?

Butters

Bebe

Tweek

Wendy

Who challenges Cartman to a fight for his breast cancer jokes in Season 12?

Wendy

Stan

Bebe

Mr. Garrison

What video game do the boys become ridiculously fat while playing in Season 10?

World Of Warcraft

Guitaro Hero

LA Noire

Halo

What item does Cartman refuse to let go of even though it will destroy humanity in Season 4?

Pencil Case

Eastpak Backpack

Trapper Keeper

iPhone

What is the name of Terrance’s daughter of the duo Terrance & Phillip?

Jill

Jane

Jacklyn

Sally

What ‘South Park’ character is actually the superhero Mysterion?

Stan

Cartman

Kenny

Kyle

What’s the name of the cartoon short that inspired the ‘South Park’ series?

The Spirit Of Christmas

The Day Santa Died

Jesus Kicks Some Ass

The Meaning Of Christmas

Who used to have a puppet partner called Mr. Hat?

Mr. Garrison

Randy

Cartman

Officer Barbrady

Who becomes a celebrity by doing crazy things for money in Season 4?

Kenny

Kyle

Cartman

Stan

Finish this episode title: ‘_________ Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods.’

Roger Ebert

Megan McCarthy

Rosie O’Donnell

John Candy

Who gets attached to an iPad and two other humans as part of Apple’s agreement?

Kyle

Stan

Cartman

Kenny

The boys cook up a scheme by getting Cartman to play what mythical character in Season 4?

The Tooth Fairty

Uncle Sam

Santa Claus

Frankenstein

Who has a boxing match with Jesus in Season 1?

God

Saddam Hussein

Santa

Satan

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