Do you know all the words to Blame Canada? Do you have a craving for some Chocolate Salty Balls? Can you understand what Kenny is saying? If you answered any of those with a yes, you probably are a massive ‘South Park’ fan! With 25 seasons of episodes and a major motion picture, you have no reason not to have seen this monster of a show.
Ever since Cartman got probed in 1999, we have been addicted to seeing what Trey Parker and Matt Stone brought us next. How could they top the last thing they did? Mr. Hanky, Jesus boxing Satan, and Tom Cruise getting trapped in a closet proved that nothing was off-limits. This set of ‘South Park’ trivia questions about that little town where you can meet some friends of mine will prove if you’re just a beginner or if you know how many times Kenny has been killed on screen!
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Who insists that ManBearPig is real?
Bill Nye The Science Guy
Bill Clinton
Bono
Al Gore
What commercial mascot tells everyone he has aides in Season 6?
The Subway Guy
The Progressive Girl
The Sham-Wow Guy
The Geico Gecko
In what state is the city of South Park located?
Colorado
Montana
California
Wyoming
What character often says ‘Respect my authoriti!’?
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
What celebrity did Stan think he saw in the Brazilian rainforest?
Tony Curtis
Dave Coulier
John Stamos
Tony Danza
What does Stan’s dad do for a living?
Chemist
Geologist
Astronomer
Surgeon
What monster does Stan kill during a hunting trip?
Scuzzlebutt
Scuddlebutt
Scumblebutt
Scuttlebutt
What character do we learn can’t read in the Season 2 episode ‘Chickenlover’?
Jimbo
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Randy
What ‘South Park’ character only speaks in muffled mombles?
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
What country is Pip from?
Russia
England
India
Liberia
What animal does Kyle’s dad wish he was and becomes thanks to plastic surgery?
Dolphin
Porcupine
Whale
Cobra
What’s the name of Stan’s abusive older sister?
Sammi
Sally
Sandy
Shelley
What mascot do Cartman and Butters support for the school in Season 8?
Turd Sandwich
Ass Blaster
Giant Douche
Booger Burrito
What celebrity steals the Triangle of Zinthar and becomes a Mecha in Season 1?
Robert Redford
Rosie O’Donnell
Donald Trump
Barbra Streisand
What ‘South Park’ character constantly gets called a ‘fat ass’?
Kenny
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Who buys their own amusement park in Season 5?
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Kyle
In what country is Terrance’s daughter being held in the movie ‘Not Without My Anus’?
Iraq
Saudi Arabia
North Korea
Iran
What is the name of Dr. Mephisto’s literally little buddy?
Greg
Kevin
Eric
Chris
Who is Stan’s dad?
Gary
Jake
Bill
Randy
Who takes Stan and the boys on a hunting trip in the first season?
Mr. Hat
Mr. Garrison
Jimbo
Randy
Who attempts to find a turkey for the Thanksgiving play in Season 4?
Cartman
Craig
Timmy
Kyle
What celebrity’s brother performs at South Park Elementary’s halftime show in Season 1?
Bruce Willis
John Stamos
Don Johnson
Eddie Murphy
What character was voiced by soul singer Isaac Hayes?
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Chef
Jesus
Who gets fired from scoutmastering in Season 5?
Sharon
Mr. Garrison
Big Gay Al
Randy
Who gets abducted by aliens in the very first episode?
Mr. Garrison
Ike
Chef
The Mayor
What does Ms. Crabtree keep in her glove box with a pistol?
A Hamster
A Rabbit
A Guinea Pig
A Pig
What’s the name of Stan’s gay dog?
Sparky
Spunky
Stinky
Stucky
What workout supplement does Cartman binge on in Season 1?
Muscles 4000
Weight Gain 4000
Pump Up 4000
Beefcake 4000
What organization does Cartman becomes the poster child for in Season 4?
NORML
NAMBLA
NRA
FBI
What’s the point spread that the South Park Cows need to beat for Jimbo to win his bet?
7,000 Points
10 Points
200 Points
70 Points
Who gets a hemmorhoid in Season 5?
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Who gets hit in the eye with a ninja star while the boys are playing with weapons?
Clyde
Kenny
Cartman
Butters
According to ‘South Park,’ what soft drink can cure SARS?
Mountain Dew
Pepsi
Tab
Sprite
What band does the Prehistoric Ice Man exhibit claim he likes?
Motorhead
Ace of Base
The Clash
Radiohead
Who gets the ultimate revenge on Scott Tenorman in Season 5?
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Who tries to kill Stan for not voting in Season 8?
Eminem
Jay-Z
P-Diddy
50 Cent
Pip once starred in a recreation of what classic British piece of literature?
Great Expectations
David Copperfield
Oliver Twist
A Tale Of Two Cities
What’s the name of Kyle’s stereotypical Jewish cousin?
Kik
Keith
Kyle
Kevin
What’s is Stan’s grandpa’s name?
Melvin
Billy
Marvin
Bobby
What’s the name of the company that created Towlie?
Evil Inc.
Tyco
Tynacorp
Globochem
What ‘South Park’ character is Jewish?
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Who does the music for the non-offensive Christmas play in Season 1?
David Byrne
Philip Glass
Madonna
Morissey
What is Scott Tenorman’s favorite band?
Radiohead
The Clash
The Sex Pistols
The Cure
What ‘South Park’ constantly dies in every other episode?
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
What does Terrance & Phillip look for to pass the time on the subway?
Kraft Dinner
Balls
Treasure
Farts
What celebrity is one of Scuzzlebutt’s legs?
Tony Danza
Dakota Fanning
Dustin Hoffman
Patrick Duffy
What is Miss Cartman’s first name?
Marilyn
Liane
Jacklyn
Jayne
Who fights Osama Bin Laden like a Looney Tunes character in Season 5?
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
What network does Kyle’s mom organize a boycott against in Season 1?
Cartoon Central
Crass Central
Comedy Central
Crazy Central
What’s the name of Jesus’ public access TV show?
The Jesus Christ Show
Jesus’ Clubhouse
Jesus And You
Jesus And Pals
What character has blonde hair?
Bebe
Cartman
Kyle
Dougie
What celebrity did the voice of Stan’s dog in Season 1?
David Schwimmer
George Clooney
Matthew Perry
Brad Pitt
When someone poops in the school urinal, who gets called in to solve the mystery?
The Hard Boys
The Hardly Boys
The Hardened Boys
The Harder Boys
What dead dictator becomes Satan’s boyfriend?
Pol Pot
Saddam Hussein
Manuel Noriega
Kim-Jong Il
Who gets fired for losing a joint in a kid’s classroom in Season 2?
Mr. Garrison
Mr. Mackey
Chef
Principal Victoria
What is Token’s last name?
Caucasian
Africanamerican
Black
White
Who once took over the morning announcements and turned it into a Glenn Beck parody?
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
When Mr. Garrison gets a nose job in Season 1, who does he look like?
George Clooney
John Stamos
Saddam Hussein
David Hasselhoff
What Comedy Central star makes a cameo in Season 2?
Dr. Katz
Craig Kilborn
Stephen Colbert
Ben Stein
What summer staple gets banned in South Park in Season 2?
Fireworks
Slides
Swimming
Garden Hoses
What celebrity stars on a show called ‘Fightin’ Round the World’?
George Clooney
Russell Crowe
Tom Hanks
Brad Pitt
What ride does Kenny make his parents ride in the hopes of getting rid of his unborn brother?
The Elvis Presley Experience
The Big Bopper Experience
The John Denver Experience
The Buddy Holly Experience
Butters keeps coming up with schemes that were done on what show in Season 6?
South Park
The Simpsons
Friends
Family Guy
Who does Cartman hit in the head with a rock in Season 4?
Token
Craig
Kyle
Butters
What is Pip’s last name?
Puppup
Pourup
Pipup
Pirrup
What is Stan’s last name?
Stone
Parker
Brovlofski
Marsh
What character can morph into Professor Chaos?
Butters
Cartman
Stan
Jimmy
As of 2014, how many seasons has ‘South Park’ lasted?
10
17
13
20
The Quintuplet gymnasts in Season 4 are from what country?
Liberia
Romania
Cuba
Russia
What starving Ethiopian child is accidentally sent to ‘South Park’ in Season 1?
Garvin
Jarvin
Hardin
Marvin
What is Butters’ last name?
Splotch
Stotch
Scotch
Slotch
Who conducted the recorder concert that made the world poop its pants?
Bono
Yoko Ono
Sting
Enya
What’s the name of the boy band that the boys form in Season 4?
Goin’ Nanners
Tongin’ Away
Finger Bang
Third Base
What artist do the FBI play to drive the ‘cult’ out of the house in Season 3?
N’SYNC
Cher
Britney Spears
Madonna
What job does Mr. Mackey do at South Park Elementary?
Janitor
Principal
Counselor
Teacher
What kid in ‘South Park’ constantly gives people the middle finger?
Tweek
Butters
Craig
Token
What is Cartman’s first name?
Greg
Frank
Eric
Dick
Who becomes the star player on the dodgeball team in Season 2?
Cartman
Stan
Pip
Tweek
During what holiday does Mr. Hankey usually appear?
Mardi Gras
Thanksgiving
Christmas
Valentine’s Day
What’s the name of the boys’ new fourth grade teacher in Season 4?
Ms. Uglybich
Ms. Cantgetlaid
Ms. Pullsondik
Ms. Choksondik
Who leads the Jew Scout Squirts?
Jacob
Moische
Hershel
Shlomo
Who is Stan’s girlfriend?
Kelly
Wendy
Bebe
Dana
What is the name of Stan’s mom?
Sharon
Jayne
Shelly
Jill
How many bunnies does Estella Havisham kill before she loses interest?
35
40
30
25
What’s on Cartman’s sleeping bag when the boys sleep at Cartman’s grandma’s house?
Alf
Papa Smurf
Tony Danza
Steve Urkel
Whose boobs ‘destroy society’ in Season 6?
Mrs. Yvonne
Chef
Wendy
Bebe
What character drinks way too much coffee?
Butters
Bebe
Tweek
Wendy
Who challenges Cartman to a fight for his breast cancer jokes in Season 12?
Wendy
Stan
Bebe
Mr. Garrison
What video game do the boys become ridiculously fat while playing in Season 10?
World Of Warcraft
Guitaro Hero
LA Noire
Halo
What item does Cartman refuse to let go of even though it will destroy humanity in Season 4?
Pencil Case
Eastpak Backpack
Trapper Keeper
iPhone
What is the name of Terrance’s daughter of the duo Terrance & Phillip?
Jill
Jane
Jacklyn
Sally
What ‘South Park’ character is actually the superhero Mysterion?
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
What’s the name of the cartoon short that inspired the ‘South Park’ series?
The Spirit Of Christmas
The Day Santa Died
Jesus Kicks Some Ass
The Meaning Of Christmas
Who used to have a puppet partner called Mr. Hat?
Mr. Garrison
Randy
Cartman
Officer Barbrady
Who becomes a celebrity by doing crazy things for money in Season 4?
Kenny
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Finish this episode title: ‘_________ Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods.’
Roger Ebert
Megan McCarthy
Rosie O’Donnell
John Candy
Who gets attached to an iPad and two other humans as part of Apple’s agreement?
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
The boys cook up a scheme by getting Cartman to play what mythical character in Season 4?
The Tooth Fairty
Uncle Sam
Santa Claus
Frankenstein
Who has a boxing match with Jesus in Season 1?
God
Saddam Hussein
Santa
Satan
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